Me: *during sex* ....i think i hear someone coming....
    girl: ....who?
    me: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *bust nut*

kill-the-light:

tepidlachlan:

When kids point out things you’re really self conscious about

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oh i laughed to hard, my sides hurt

northmiamigoon:

ion fuck with that playful flirting like a girl be like “hey ugly 😛” or “wassup big head😁” my head ain’t eem that big and my self esteem delicate please chill

(via jusstunna)